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Tracian
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 Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:04 am Post subject: Darwin Awards |
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| Quote: | We salute the improvement of the human genome
by honoring those who remove themselves from it.
Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously |
http://www.darwinawards.com/
| Quote: | PERSONAL ACCOUNT: An example of temper overriding thoughts of safety.
My mate Graeme was watching a Soccer Cup Final on TV with his father and younger brother, as his mum set about an endless round of household chores. All the while, she berated Father about his lack of interest in car washing, lawn mowing, etc. (Guys, you know the drill.)
After ten minutes of ironing and griping, she uttered the classic female complaint, "You never pay any attention to me!" This met with the usual response, "Yeah, in a minute," from the sofa. This was the final straw. She decided to do something about the situation.
Dramatically, she went into the kitchen and returned with a large pair of scissors, stomped loudly 'round to the back of the TV, grabbed the cable, and cut though it with one deft movement of the shears. She then made an involuntary deft movement, flying across the room and crashing against the door into a smoky, dazed heap.
At that point father and sons started paying attention to her. She survived, and laughs about it, but Father always appears sheepish when the story is told.
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AvengingAngel
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| Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:06 am Post subject: |
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| I should get a darwin award for the amount of energy and time I'm putting in so that I can own this board by being the last poster on all boards. |
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Tracian
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| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:57 am Post subject: |
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Not a Darwin award....just intense therapy 
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AvengingAngel
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| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:08 am Post subject: |
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| Tracian wrote: | | Not a Darwin award....just intense therapy |
How about we skip the therapy and you give me cold beer instead? |
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DurhamDawg
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:18 am Post subject: |
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hey bango, Darwin got yer tongue?
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